Big Fun Lyrics

RAM

Dad says "Act your age."

You heard it man, it's time to rage!

ALL

Blast the bass, turn out the light

HEATHERS

Ain't nobody home tonight!

RAM

Drink, smoke, it's all cool.

Let's get naked in my pool!

ALL

Punch the wall and start a fight!

Ain't nobody home tonight!

KURT

His folks got a waterbed.

Come upstairs and rest your head.

RAM

Let's rub each other's backs

while watching porn on Cinemax!

CHANDLER, KURT, RAM, KIDS

The folks are gone,

it's time for big fun! Big fun!

We're up till dawn

having some big fun! Big fun!

When mom and dad forget

to lock the liquor cabinet,

it's big fun! Big fun!

VERONICA

So wait, it's lime, then salt, then shot?

HEATHER MCNAMARA

No, salt, then -

HEATHER CHANDLER

You're doing it wrong!

VERONICA

Really? 'Cause I feel great.

PREPPY STUD

Veronica, you're looking good tonight!

VERONICA

Whoa.

A hot guy smiled at me,

without a trace of mockery!

ALL BUT VERONICA

Everyone's high as a kite,

ain't nobody home tonight!

VERONICA

Stoned. Zoned. I should quit...

Hey, is that weed? I want a hit.

ALL BUT VERONICA

Fill that joint and roll it tight,

ain't nobody home tonight!

VERONICA

Dreams are coming true

when people laugh but not at you!

I'm not alone! I'm not afraid!

I feel like Bono at Live Aid!

ALL

The house is ours,

it's time for big fun!

Big fun!

Let's use their showers,

that sounds like

big fun! Big fun!

Crack open one more case!

(VERONICA observes couple making out)

VERONICA

I that that's what they call

"third base."

ALL

Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!

VERONICA

That actually looks like -

ALL

Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!

(KURT holds up a pig pinata with a sign that says "Jefferson Razorbacks")

KURT

All right, people! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?

(RAM mimes sex with the pinata)

RAM

Gonna make 'em go

Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!

ALL

Big fun! Big fun!

HEATHER DUKE

Way to show maturity!

ALL

Big fun! Big fun!

(RAM grabs HEATHER by the hips and does to her what he's been doing to the pinata)

HEATHER DUKE

Quit it jackass, get off of me!

ALL

Big fun! Big fun!

VERONICA

Yo! Ram! Emergency!

I just saw some freshman sneaking over the pool fence!

RAM

I hate freshman! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!...

VERONICA

(to HEATHER DUKE) You okay?

HEATHER DUKE

I didn't need your help.

(HEATHER DUKE gives VERONICA the finger)

VERONICA

Aw, thanks for the finger, Heather, but I don't need to vomit right now.

ALL

The party's hot, hot, hot.

It's time for big fun! Big fun!

KURT

You need a jello shot!

ALL

We're having big fun! Big fun!

(MARTHA arrives at the party)

HEATHER CHANDLER

Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh.

HEATHER DUKE

Here comes the Cootie Squad.

We should -

HEATHER CHANDLER

Shup up, Heather.

HEATHER DUKE

Sorry, Heather.

HEATHER MCNAMARA

Look who's with her -- Oh, my God!

(Points to VERONICA)

ALL THREE HEATHERS

Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!

Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!

VERONICA

I can't believe you actually came.

MARTHA

It's exciting, right? Excuse me, I want to say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider.

HEATHER CHANDLER

Showing up here took some guts.

Time to rip them out.

(HEATHER DUKE holds up the pig pinata)

HEATHER DUKE

Well, who's this pig remind you of?

Especially the snout.

HEATHER CHANDLER

Hah!

ALL THREE HEATHERS

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!

(THE HEATHERS exit with the pinata, MARTHA approaches RAM)

RAM

Where the hell are those freshman?

MARTHA

Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note...

(Hands RAM the sparkling cider)

RAM

What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal.

(Chugs and spits the cider)

There's no alcohol in here!

Are you trying to poison me?

KIDS

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang (x3)

Diggety-dang-a-dang!

The folks are gone,

it's time for big fun! Big fun!

We're up till dawn

having some big fun! Big fun!

So let the speakers blow,

they'll buy another stereo.

Our folks got no clue

'bout all the sh*t their children do.

Why are they surprised?

Whenever we're unsupervised,

it's big fun! Big fun!

Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whooo!

Big Fun Lyrics From The Musical Heathers The Musical


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