Poor, Unsuccessful And Fat Lyrics

RICHARD

Time for your sponge bath

GORDON

Aw, must I?

RICHARD

Honey, I don’t wanna be here either

Poor Unsuccessful and Fat

Who would’ve thought I would end like that?

Surely, in no time, you’ll be back to normal

In your evening formal

I’ll be Poor Unsuccessful

Poor Unsuccessful and Fat

And getting older

GORDON

All right, come on

RICHARD

Hello

Plus, have you noticed I sweat?

GORDON

Hello

RICHARD

I have a list of things I regret

Don’t tell this story to little children

Cause it’s gonna scare them

How I’m Poor Unsuccessful

Poor Unsuccessful and Fat

And getting older, getting greyer

Stop me if you’ve heard this before

Cause if you’ve heard this before

Hell it’s just more of the same

GORDON

Well

RICHARD

Help me

I’m a player

Who’ll never make it, I won’t make, I won’t make it

GORDON

NO NO NO NO NO NO

RICHARD

Once I was practically thin

GORDON

OH….

RICHARD

Now I can eat like I’m Rin Tin Tin

Soon you’ll be back home

A success in training

I’ll be here complaining

That I’m Poor Unsuccessful

Poor Unsuccessful and Faaaaattttt

And getting older

GORDON

I am not successful

I am not so damn successful

RICHARD

I’m getting older

GORDON

I am not successful

I am not so damn successful

RICHARD

I’m getting older

MR. BUNGEE

You’re not successful

GORDON

I am not successful

MR. BUNGEE

You’re too old to be a failure

GORDON

I’m too old to be a failure

MR. BUNGEE

Your futures looking cloudy

GORDON

My future’s looking cloudy

MR. BUNGEE

Your sister is a whore

GORDON

My sister’s a receptionist!

MR. BUNGEE

Bet your tush you’re unsuccessful

Don’t mean to make this more stressful than it’s already become

But you’re Poor Unsuccessful and Dumb

Poor Unsuccessful and Dumb

and Untalented

Poor Unsuccessful and Dumb

and Untalented

Almost psychotically grim and untalented

That’s what we say about him he’s untalented

GORDON

HELP

Poor, Unsuccessful And Fat Lyrics From The Musical New Brain


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