Thish Ish It/The Right Guide Lyrics

[Clarice]

This is it

An actual assignment, wow

I'm on my way

Nothing's gonna stop me now

This I vow

I will overcome the odds somehow

And I'll do it all just to make ma dear dead papa proud!

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[Chilton]

Do not touch the glass,

Don't approach the glass,

If he offers you free therapy say 'no, I will pass'.

He's a miracle, a most remarkable find.

An anomaly! Yes, he's one of a kind!

He's a psychopath, truly out of his mind!

But Baltimore can be quite a fun town,

If you have the right guide!

He's unerringly polite, but don't forget that he's nuts!

He thinks that I'm his nemesis, he hates all our guts!

So listen up, there's just a few procedure rules to follow,

If you get too close he'll grab your face and bite and chew and swallow!

Here's a photograph of the nurse he ate,

He bit her tongue, she tried to run, but ever too late.

It's astonishing that she even survived!

As a specimen, he's our number one prize.

If you're free for lunch we could go for a drive

Cause Baltimore can be quite a fun town,

If you have the right guide!

Aahhh!

Chaaa!

He might attempt to shock you with his razor quips,

Don't pass him any pencils, pens, or paper clips.

I keep him in the basement, if he talks to you it's fine,

But you have to tell me everything, remember dear he's mine!

He might toy with you if he thinks you're cute,

But if you p**s him off he might shut down and act like a mute.

I'm a listener, if you'd like to confide.

I have faith in you, though he's one hell of a ride.

If he won't play ball we can say that you tried.

Don't get nervous now, I'll be right by your side

Cause Baltimore can be quite a fun town,

If you have the right guide.

The right guide!

Thish Ish It/The Right Guide Lyrics From The Musical Silence! The Musical


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